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20

Apr

cracked:

The keeper we talked to says no diagram prepares you for the task at hand.
5 Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals

#5. We Are Constantly Masturbating Animals
I’ve sat through entire lectures discussing the proper way to give a crocodile a hand job (answer: very carefully), and I was once assigned to a team responsible for jerking off cranes. It’s not that we’re just really enthusiastic about animal wangs; for rarer crocs, artificial insemination makes more sense than traditional breeding, because there’s less chance of them murdering each other. Zoo animals kill intended mates all the time.

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cracked:

The keeper we talked to says no diagram prepares you for the task at hand.

5 Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals

#5. We Are Constantly Masturbating Animals

I’ve sat through entire lectures discussing the proper way to give a crocodile a hand job (answer: very carefully), and I was once assigned to a team responsible for jerking off cranes. It’s not that we’re just really enthusiastic about animal wangs; for rarer crocs, artificial insemination makes more sense than traditional breeding, because there’s less chance of them murdering each other. Zoo animals kill intended mates all the time.

Read More

19

Apr

whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

ilovecharts:

What Your Beer Says About You
via slightlyirresponsible

ilovecharts:

What Your Beer Says About You

via 

18

Apr

Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

(Source: guremike.jp)

17

Apr

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Blouse Collars, 1940s-50s - By Charlotte Dymock.

agameofclothes:

Hair adornment for Queen Margaery (I found this on pintrest but didn’t save the link, I wish I had because it is so lovely)

agameofclothes:

Hair adornment for Queen Margaery (I found this on pintrest but didn’t save the link, I wish I had because it is so lovely)